Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Days in HP

The days i work in HP - Hewlett Packard is quite interesting, before they send us to handling all the troubles shooting, we are compulsory to receive a training, teach whatever pro and cons in windows OS, provided with solution and teach us how to solve it, and i meet two very cute trainer which bring a lot of laugher to us during the training session, i really love to listen to Mr.Sunny smart advice and his favorite phrase "it's for your own knowledge" "just for my information" "don't let your life become miserable" and he always give us extra knowledge! *it's so true :)

hm.. i guess u guys still don't know what is my position in HP, i just a small Technology Assistant a.k.a TA, my duty on this job is to make sure all the PC are performing well, and trouble shooting all the computers if there is any issue in the school they send me to, it's including Primary School, Secondary School and Junior College. let's choose one ;) *wink with devil smile*

i would like to share some make me ROFL phase that given by Mr.Sunny, and i will remember it!


"Teachers always scolds student, but they're actually worst than a student"

"Teachers loves to have extra icons on their desktop, so you must install everything for her"

"Don't let the Teachers know so much things, just help them whenever you can"

"Don't offer free repair to Teachers, else you phone will non stop ringing"

"Teachers love to act like they know IT, just let them bull shit"

"Teachers, P, VP will keep calling you during working hours, prepare 2 sim card, one for work, one for life"

"If you feel boring please call MOE to audit your school, you will turn miserable"

"Don't simply edit all the IP, else you will get in deep trouble"

"Please be smart to calculate your timing"

"In Singapore EXAM is bigger then EVERYTHING!!!!"

"MOM stands for Ministry of Morons"

"Everything is urgent for Teachers"

"Don't remember all theory from books, there is tons of better things out there for you to remember"

Will update some of my company's picture by tomorrow, if i remember la! too tired.. gotta sleep soon! nite ya~

Okay, this is how the Hewlett- Packard interior looks like.. this is the only reception counter, do you see the door? the wooden door at the most left side, that is the place HP guys develop their software and program there.

and of cus this just a small corridor, the front glass door is Human Resources department, and all the small small door is meeting room, and the left side is all big big meeting room for VIP, server room, pantry room, training room, lift, office are all inside, but it's only for Authorized person only ;)

yup, this is my ITSS team, i love the trainer Mr.Sunny *from head we know who is sunny* and Ms.Karen, guys all the best for HP-ITSS project, hope you doing good in your school, get many many compliment and we go buy shopping! wakakakaka

*my smile might looks funny cus we're laughing at Lao's camera phone!

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