Sunday, September 9, 2007

How to become a successful Taxi Driver?














Everyone was complaining about the taxi fare is too expansive, but how to become a successful taxi driver and make customer satisfy? here is the essential way of become a successful driver :)

first! you need to elaborate your taxi, make it looks patriotic, local, Obvious and easy to be found in traffic! see here is a very good example, red + blue + yellow + white! and you know these is combination of malasia flag!

Second! you must have a 7'inch mini television to place is your car, and the remote control just to put at the right place easy for the passenger to take it and switch between song to song or channel to channel.

play some romantic song or pop song will do.. heavy metal and techno will spoil their day















Third you must have some "local product" pirated DVD, VCD to provide a variety chose of music to passenger (porn is too long for a short distant passenger) and please go pasar malam to update youself of some new songs release!














Fourth this is optional.. but, if u have a good screen, DVD and VCD player + alots of pirated CDs, why don't you just do a little bit of modify of your sound system?

so, amp is also a essential way of become a successful taxi driver :)
too bad its underneath, but never mind.. as long as you know what is amp ;)

Fifth you need a 5'inch speaker to blast out the sound from the porn music! make sure it's clear to listen every instrument that the song playing. *wink*












Sixth you need a tweeter to sharper the sound make it nicer and sweeter :)

*and an ambipure

and of course with a reasonable price :)



















NOW start wearing sunglasses and become a taxi driver :) *wink wink*

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