SMART ASS!!!

Everyone should know Einstein is the smartest person in d world:

4:48am in d early morning, i found an IQ test in chinese.cari.com, after the finish and submit, my IQ hit 132.. 140+ is max! w00t w00t!

So i think i could be the next Einstein and eventually my head is bigger then him :P

joke nia.. but the result is real! go play play and admit how stupid are you! ROFL LMAO!

*ps - NZ go play play :P

<< How to study within 16hr before exam >>

Last time when i walk pass some book stall at TheStore, i saw one book with a very attractive name by my sharp eyes How to study within 16hr before exam, but this time i comes out with a book name How to study within 16hr before exam author by roytheroyale :)

to whoever read my blog, knew that i having exam today, yup 16hr for the preparation, i haven't sleep until now, wanted to share the exciting night i spend to everyone :)

i woke up at 6pm yesterday night, it's 29 of jan.. and i bring my tired eyes to find my friend invite them to have dinner together, after we get ready, it's about 7pm something we go out for our dinner, and mr.edmund tan says.. " i'm gonna have a hardcore study after dinner " i replied " yea, me too " we finish our dinner by 8pm and go home according to the plans, when we step in the house, edmund says again " let's have a stick of ciggy, relax dude " i replied " kaes, up to you, as long as the theory/pratical can successfully goes into my brain " after finish d ciggy, we eventually walk up stairs, and saw his younger brother playing MotorGP, just curious how does it works, so we decided to stop by, and watch him play until 10pm, then edmund says again! " fuck lo, my room so hot, how to study? you want yum cha or not? let's call kelvin and robert out " i replied " if later cannot finish then how? " he says " we still got plenty of time, now is too early for us to study " hm.. Kaes..

so we get ready again! i bring my along my notes, and go find kelvin and robert, to go a mamak stall call Latcun at shah alam, we reach there by 11pm and start yum cha and chit-chat, the yum cha session remain until 1am 30 jan, suddenly i comes out with a freaking idiot's plan, i says " let's go play snooker " they all stun for the first 2 second and say " let's go summit " i was thinking.. 3am go home still can study gua.. so we move toward summit, so follow the plans, we play until 3am, i was thinking " hm.. luckily can go back on time " so when the way back, edmund comes out with a super duper idiot plans, let's go yum cha again.. my mind is OMFG.. but my face is " oh.. okay lu " so we went to USJ-DaiBan each person order one coke, and sit in McD.. until 3:30am, Arsenal vs NewCastle, we chit-chat and watch the first half of the match Arsenal manage to score 1 before first half. and ofcus we went home after the half match.. that is about 4:30am, calculate the time, i still got 5 hr and 30 mins reminding..

after get home, we slack for awhile, due to lose too much energy during yum cha session + snooker + football session, and i start study at 5am,

1) i read thru all the slides once, remember what is the important stuff and key words
2) have a slow revision in the important stuff and try to understand! *not to remember*
3) determine which part are you going to study first and which one comes after
4) write all once again to enhance your memory
5) think the theory " lively " like a human being, like example:
what is the funtion of push?
- to add a new nodes on top of a stack
what is the funtion of pop?
- to remove the nodes on top of a stack
- to check the memory does save the result/outcome
- to show the memory the new result/outcome

so just remember as, take out the plate -> wash it -> look at the new plate on top
*non IT student shouldn't understand what am i talking about*

so after done all this, it about 8:30am, so we get ready the 3rd time, and perpare go to war field, get ready all your bullets, let's go!

in the exam hall, with 2 hr please make use of your time, sit down don't panic, and write your docket's name or your name on exam paper, then following by a fast review on your paper, *even the lecturer says you cannot flip the paper, just ignore the lecturer, you won't die after you flip it* after flip it, faster ask your partner that the question that you might not know how to answer, *yea abit cheating, but it's for your own sake, you must chose between survive and die* once pass reading time, start roughly write down all the ans at the question sheets, slowly add new words or key words when writting down on your answer sheets..

tips of your exam
starts with the question that you able to answer, don't stone at the first question for 30 min, you're wasting time! if choose 2 out of 4, find the 2 you can score the highest marks, paper is forever enough even you can answer 4 of it, just choose 2 and make it perfect, try to answer any shit from your brain, just throw all in, with good power example! you will get extra marks! don't forget to double check once ur finish it, rise up your hand and step out from the battle field! and...



GO HOME SLEEP LA!!! WAIT WHAT?? WATCH BLOG MEH?

Study week II

One more week lead us to Chinese New Year, so i wanna wish everyone:

" something " is hidden inside -.- our dear mr.ben, spoiled to whole picture, he thinks that he is one of the decoration... sweat.. here is the decoration at one utama entrance, compare to jb any shopping center = shit..look at it! Mr.City Square and Mr.Jusco! can upgrade yourself abit? with a beautiful decoration, sure can get more attention..!people mountain people sea.. our actual plan is : one utama > pavilion > petaling street > watch concert > go yum cha > back home.. and convert to one utama > cut hair > yum cha > back home. too jam -.- my study week part II has come to an end.. to b continue =.=

so end up.. never study again..

Study week

I gotta resit my DBDS exam at 30 jan in my old uni Suey+1, so i planned to come up earlier abit for my preparation, and can hang out with my old uni friends too, so i called up uncle moo *he owns 7 Maxis and Nokia outlet in kl and jb*, and ask him get me a free ride to kl, *ya i don't like to take bus alone* so he arranged me to go kl with another so call kor - uncle yong, *so even old men haven't get marry, but for respect purpose we still need to call kor* he is the owner of 8 digi outlet in kl and jb, driving a nissan sentra and it just happened like the last journey to genting, fuck they drive 1/4 of the journey, and i drive 3/4 of the journey. i think i better act sleep next time.. Suey +2 thinks funny, maxis ask digi to fetch me =x

once i reach kl, we shot to Jusco in Taman Equine for his outlet, and i promised him to help him solve some computer problem, just awhile, he told me he gotta go, because he got another meeting at 10 something and he totally completely forgot it and he is already late. so i just ask him to leave, and i can ask my friend to come and fetch me. Suey +3

so i call my friend for S.O.S, as expected 2 friends willing to come to this kampung - Taman Equine to fetch me, i pretty happy and ofcus i gotta choose one of them and i choose ben Suey +4 he threated me to go clubbing with him due to the whether is hot.. *unacceptable reason* so bo bian lo.. just follow them go to the new club in sunway pyramid 2, called bar celona.. for the person who know me well, they knows that i won't simply talk to girls, but in the dancing pool, one girl is shinning and attracted me =) *you must b happy now =P* after passing tissue strategy i get to know this girl, with a beautiful name sharon lucky +100

Pretty huh? for self defense purpose i normally don't talk with the girl with a guy beside, i don't wish to get a flying bottle on my head or 360 degree flying kick, so i just call Replay to back off abit, later get ass kicking problem, but she says that isn't her bf, pheww... luckily the girl not taken.. so have a fun clubbing night with her and some lame joke about bravo =p just before the clubs end, we exchanged phone number! keep in touch ya!! although i seldom drink, but i always yum cha, *one things remind me, shit i stay in johor now -.-* Suey +100

I said it million times, Sharon it's my honor to meet you in Bar Celona, you manage to turn my day upside down, from Suey Suey to Lucky Lucky =p you looks beautiful and naughty that night, have fun and stay funky.. your face and name will forever stay in my mind, even not, i still can find your picture in friendster, hm.. i'm naughty too

so end up, i never study!

Thai funny ad part II

I must salute to their creative-ness!



i swear, they're damn good..

Genting Trip!

Funny thing is, when i live in KL, the number of times i go Genting can be counted by both of my hand, when i back to johor, yea i went Genting XD

idiot!.. * i admit*


IN between Johor -----> Genting! we stopped at my friend's bf house, took some picture there.. no offense! just to post it here :) *i don't think they will come visit my blog, so nvm la :P

U know how rare is this? since government impose the new law, small pack ciggy will be 14 stick and over take the original small 10 stick package. it's about 5~6 years! and of course it's empty..

Hip-hop shoes! yO y0~ check this out! DJ point in d house!

At first i didn't notice those caps, cus I'm actually not interested on caps! and my head too big, so a normal cap doesn't suits me :( BUT, each caps is around rm400+ rm500+ can you imagine? rm2k is putting at here :P

Essential item for a Professional DJ! Scratch machine! *the keluar is Excluded*

Hm.. should i say who is him now? yup! He is one of the member in

* MANHAND *

2nd from right! Dj Point - Scratcher

listen to their song, not bad.. Really nothing to say other then cold in Genting, so i just skip it XD!

Happy Wedding XD

Happy Wedding to my friend mr.dj.micheal and wan yi :)

* there is a small story behind the wedding sense, after the wedding dinner, Micheal was suggest to go to Salivate to celebrate his wedding, all sister and buddy went to his house and waiting both of them to get ready and go Salivate together, just finish the dinner everyone go his house with full of excitement, BUT ! once enter the house, the husband and wife start quarrel, wife quarrel about the ex girlfriend of his husband, you know what he says? he said ' NOT HAPPY DIVORCE LA '

Kaes.. gg.com.my a good girl give her true heart and love toward a guy, and the guy just treat her like this.. what is the moral behind this story?

Don't get marry if your partner haven't get mentally mature ;)
*sad to say this, wan yi is really a good girl..

Happy b'day ah kan *Cantonese aka 鸭嘴

Happy 21st b'day my friend ah kan, wish you all the best and brighter future towards your life, i know you around 6~7 years already, watching you from bad turn better. time flies from you 13~14 years old boy now already 21 guy. *lolx not yet men* grow bigger and get mature, don't always let your parents worry you kaes? *hm.. should i say this to myself too?*

Picture taken when the bbq is over, and the b'day boy was washing the floor =x

at d b'day party, i noticed that one of my friend - you can found her on few post before this - Alice, tattooed at her right leg, some picture with color (not black, it's colored), frankly say i don't like it, but in johor.. my friend with tattoo are much much more then my friend without tattoo =x too bad i can't change the facts, so just ask her a question with my curiousness.

Roy: how many tattoo do you have?
Alice: 5
Roy: wow.. where sial?
Alice: here, there, there, here and here :!
Roy: wow.. just behind your ear, can let me take a picture :P
Alice: Kaes..

NZ, i thought tattoo at d ear are quite special, but i just found out, 2 of my friend tattoo on his neck, 1 tattoo at her ear.. i was like.. "cheh.. nothing special liao"

Few days back, i went Singapore again. to visit a friend from kl stay in Tampinese, and i saw this kids..

什么眼神嘛，欠扁啊！

GG, forgot to wake up early today, missed the chances of being "brother" for DJ Micheal.. lol gotta sleep now, tomorrow got wedding dinner.. tired. lazy.. spend alot ._. *i hate it*

散骨日

带着身心的痛苦，我呕心沥血的写了今天的部落格，我的手，脚，腰和胸 都隐隐作痛。。

干！

只做了一会儿的运动 打篮球 + 游泳 = 认老 就知道自己就快不行了，还逞强，昨天应了个朋友的邀约，到家附近的篮球场 打打篮球，就因为最近的天气都冷冷的，就打打篮球也不错啊。想让自己的骨头松松下，没想到一去骨头就全散了，还要慢慢捡回来，雪特！

由于只有三个人去打篮球，活动空间超大，头一小时内，我们是以小孩的速度在球场上奔驰，一小时后我们是以年迈者的脚步在球场上竞走。一时想起了很多的童年回忆，很多的篮球术语。 术语 = 专业名词

比如说：

术语1 - 不会进的啦 - 平时对手在投篮时，最好的激将法。
术语2 - 看你！ - 最好的责备 + 羞辱方法
术语3 - 你的手最后一个动到 - 推卸责任，想拿发球权
术语4 - 你去捡球咧 - 大家只想投，不想打了

勉勉强强的打了两个钟头，还嫌命长，就想去游泳！由于这一切都已安排好，都已签了生死状，再也没有回头的一天。回家拿了几件衣服和毛巾，上了我的车就浩浩荡荡的往目的地开去。由于是私人游泳池，所以也没有什么特别好介绍的。昨天睡的也蛮舒服的，怎么今天骨头全散了。腰酸背痛。

Burn your Calorie by having Sex

Just read some article about burning your extra calorie by using SEX.. here is the article and i truly believe it does helps!

-Take off bra
By using both hand - 8 Calorie
By using one hand - 12 Calorie
By using your teeth - 485 Calorie

-Orgasm a.k.a 性高潮
Real - 112 Calorie
Fake - 1315 Calorie

-Wearing cloth
Steady - 32 Calorie
Rush - 98 Calorie

-You will see when will they burn the most Calorie in d following sentence
















































Her father knocking the door - 5218 Calorie
Your wife knocking the door - 13,521 Calorie

Congrats my friend Rony aka DJ Micheal happy marry, dinner will be held at JJ 云华宫 @ 13 January 2008!

1.1.08

Hi, before i start all speech i would like to wish everybody a happy new year :)

lolx, to discuss hottest topic for yesterday.. i think everyone knows that right? where to count down? thanks for mr.ah-tan! i spend my new year with him *benci-nya*, eat steamboat at some coffee shop opp of TheStore. most of the jb-rean should know this, in Chinese is call 现代启示录.. ya, we eat steamboat for a year, from year 2007 to 2008.

after that we went Docle just to meet up some friends.. up stairs got Salivate and Cabana just right opposite, so we can visit 1 by 1 ;)

left side is Cabana, middle is the count down stage *already start packing when i went there* right side is Modesto, Dolce, Salivate..

of cus you will ask.. which one nicer, and i just want to tell u, there is only music different but ALL IS SAME..

this one is in Cabana


Thanks Alice for being my embasser for Cabana, she did appear in d video i upload.. can't see huh? lolx

this one is in MOS - ministry of sound @ Singapore *when celebrating Christmas eve


Same right? my wish for last year never come true, but this year i got the same wish again.. eh don't play play ya!!! I'm looking for a serious gf :)

为什么不喝啤酒，因为啤酒伤身体... drink liquor lo..